United as One by
Pittacus Lore
My rating:
5 of 5 stars
I didn't know what to expect going into this book, since the previous book was the worst in the series in my opinion. Happily, the previous book,
The Fate of Ten really was just a setup book, getting everything ready for the big finale. (This is like what they did with the Mockingjay movie. Part One was slower, not as much happened as it was setting everything up for Part Two.) And oh boy, this was a finale.
The whole book was pretty action-packed, a lot of things happened, a lot of things went down, which is how I like my books to be. The first hundred-or-so pages were kind of set-up-ish, like they weren't doing as much as preparing to do things, but the dialogue and character interactions kept it entertaining. Specifically, Nine. Nine is my OG book crush, the love of my book world. Another of the disappointing things of "The Fate of Ten" was the extreme lack of my literary husbando.
United as One on the other hands is full of my dear Nine, and it was glorious. You can witness my gushing as I was reading, located in my Reading Notes below this review.
They really fixed like all of my gripes with the previous book in this one. More Nine. Check. Less sleeping all the time. Very check. More things actually happening. Check. Less depressing...... Eh...
The world felt very fucked in "The Fate of Ten", and it was very depressing to read about. Reading "United as One" the word "depressing" never crossed my mind. So although the situation might have gotten quite bleak (And it definitely did. Multiple times) it never felt depressing which was nice. I would always just be in suspense, like "holy shit they're getting their asses whooped shiitt aaagghhh."
(view spoiler)[I could kind of see the author killing all of the main cast and then the prologue being about the human Loric they were training taking the lead in their passing. Happy this didn't happen. (hide spoiler)] And this is how it should be. I should be engaged not depressed reading about their troubles.
The characters were pretty good. Got some of that #characterdevelopment. I'm going to try to be vague so as to avoid spoilers. I quite enjoyed Five this whole book.
(view spoiler)[I was always pretty set on Five's reformation, like I knew he was gonna be on the right side. Seeing him in action is sooo extremely satisfying, I always love whoop-ass characters the most. I was actually so dead after Setrakus Ra dive-bombed him under the goo and thought he might've died or something. It was kind of sad that after everything everyone still didn't trust him and he secluded himself to that island, and no one even cared. (hide spoiler)] John was... Troubled.
(view spoiler)[I thought he would have an immediate mental break down and totally freak out at the news of Sarah's death (which I was surprised about because I didn't think she actually died), and after he didn't I was like, huh. Nice. Good. Keep ya head in the impending invasion, I like it. But we quickly see that he's actually not taking it well at all, and he starts to act... I don't know. Dumb I guess. It was nice how we got to see his mental state through his own perspective and then also outside perspectives. (hide spoiler)] Marina is the most underdeveloped main character in the series. Although she's nice and her healing is helpful, there's really not much about her. I try to give a shit about Marina but it's honestly hard. Whenever she's there it's just... Whatever. She's kind of a nobody, sad to say.
The last battle really fucked me up. I usually try not to swear too much in my reviews, but honestly I'm just so fucked after this that I'm not even trying not to. Like oh my god. Just look at my spoilery reading notes (at the bottom of this review) and you'll see how incoherent I was. They just, kept, fuuuuucking the characters like oh my god. Things kept happening that made me quite distraught to say the least.
(view spoiler)[THEY MELTED NINE'S MOTHERFUCKING ARM OFF!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- (hide spoiler)] I honestly couldn't believe it, it was so intense. So good job. Such a great step up from the previous book. The prologue wasn't too bad either. It was very needed, to see what happened after the war.
So yeah, pretty good conclusion to a pretty good series. This is actually my favourite series ever, tied with the Gone series by Michael Grant. It's actually pretty sad that after all these years it's actually over. I've been reading this series ever since either grade 5 or 6, so it's been with me for a really long time and it's very dear to my heart. I was about to say that I hope and am pretty sure that they're going to release one last "The Lost Files" bind-up, and I looked, AND THEY ALREADY DID!!!! HOW DID I MISS THIS!??!?! It came out like two months ago!!! Okay, less than that but still. How was I not on top of this? I actually can't believe this. I need it right now oh my god.
Anyway yeah, good shit. Read it.
All of my Lorien Legacies Reviews:
Book 5 Book 6Book 7Lost Files #4-6Lost Files #7-9Lost Files #10-12
Reading Notes:
These are the spoilery reading notes I made that I didn't want to put on my public Reading Notes at the bottom of this review (for obvious reasons).
(view spoiler)[
Beginning: Well Jonny boy is handling this better than expected. (begining of the book where he seemingly didn't react too much when presented with sarah's demise. We later know he's actually batshit insane now.)
Pg. 120: Nine is the hottest creature I've never laid eyes on. (Nine running on the wallshm after Five after he escaped and was swinging around Johnny)
Pg 145: :( (Marina and John have a good cry about their lost dickwhets)
Pg.265: FUCKING JOHN!!!! (Going off by himself and getting captured)
Pg 293: Holllyy shit epiccc (Five beat down)
Pg. 341: Ooommgggggg awwwwww (Nine #nohomo hug @john)
Page 342: "it isn't so bad, knowing there's no future. It's freeing." :(( (John being confused how ppl actually think there's a future)
Page 362: "maybe it's my imagination, but I think those assholes look scared." baahahahahaha get fucked (after they blasted the outside of the mountain)
Page: 382: kms wtf wtf wtf nonononononononononononoooooo (five getting fucked under goo. Ded??)
Page 389: omfg kms jfc (adam & 6 vs. phiri-dun-suck-my-ass.)
Page 391: fml fml fml fml fml fml (adam falls into a pit fighting phiri-dun-suck-my-ass.)
Page 394: "I yank Nine to me with my telekinesis before Setrákus Ra can cut off his head." JFC (John & friends vs. Ra Ra Ohh La La)
Page 394-5: "he's left with a handful of Nine's hair, ripped right out of his head." audibly made me "auuuuggghhh" (")
Page 395: This fucking page. 1. "this monster is so much worse" kms. 2. NINE WTF YOUR HAIR JUST GOT FUCKING RIPPED AND U DGAF?
Page 399: Omfg (NINE GETS HIS MOTHETFUCKING ARM MELTED THE FUCK OFF WTF WHY THIS FUCKING BOOOOOOK)
Page 410: "I cringe when I see Nine's condition--unconscious, face ashen, missing an arm." You know, cas. (Marina, Nine and Six meet up to hopefully gtfo the mountain)
Page 415: OH MY FU-CKING GOOOD. "Look at me," I say. "This is what progress looks like, bitch." Slay my ass Six. "I wait until it's all gone, the pieces of the Mogadorian Warlord, the destroyer of my world, killer of my people, of my friends, fluttering through my fingertips like dark confetti. I dust off my hands." Fuck, me. "You stupid idiot," I whisper. "It's over, and you don't even know, you goddamn moron." Fucking same, honestly. (Six fucks Ra Ra Ohh La La right in the pussy. Then talking to John's mangled [presumably dead] body)
Page 416: "John gasps." Yo wtf. "I kiss him. Just a quick one on the lips, the tears streaming down my face." And a quick one for the JohnxSix shippers, bless. (John the zombie)
Page 434: '"He pulled me out... He saved me", I remember Adam saying to Six, Delirious, near death himself.' I'd like to thank not only God but also Jesus.
Page 447: "Maybe something." Yo everyone wants John's dick. Does anyone even ship JohnxMarina??? Like actually where did this come from?? (hide spoiler)]
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